You know that flabby bit of stomach below the bellybutton that sort of hangs down when someone is overweight? I call it the Walrus because that is what it reminds me of. (If you have no idea what I am talking about then you must be svelte and walrus free...long may it last for you my friend).
Anyway...I have one of these monstrosities. My walrus is the same age as my eldest son (nearly 7) and when I
was pregnant it started to droop below my nice, tight, round bun-in-the-oven belly. Luckily as my
belly got bigger I couldn't see it anymore, but to my horror, it was still there after my son
was born. In fact it had grown through my pregnancy and the bit above had turned
into a sort of deflated bouncy castle, complete with tripey, groovy (although
not in the cool 60's sense of the word) stretchmarks.
Pregnancy and childbirth
and raising children are wonderful things and I am truly blessed....but
man....my stomach will never be the same. The trouble is I have been using
pregnancy, and all that follows as an excuse to be overweight. My youngest is
now nearly 4, and really it is high time I stopped playing the "recently gave birth"
Yes I am the only one falling for it.
So, fair enough, I piled on the
kilos when pregnant, and yes I piled on some more just surviving endless months
of sleep deprivation. But the reason for that was because I ate too much and
exercised too little. I have nobody or nothing else to blame. I can't really do
much about the stretchmarks or even the excess skin but I can stop using it as
an excuse to justify why diets don't work. The walrus must go. And that is it.
Coo coo ca choo.